Poker Face Puns
You auto know that I am not a punster. But it is a pieceful work.
Woke up to Lady Gaga’s poker face.
Amusing Twitter Thread Roasts The Crap Out Of Newborns. Choosing Beggar Expects Free A/C To Be Delivered, Gets Rejected. Poker Face Joke. Posted in Doctor Jokes. A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker tonight” said the friend. “I’ll be right over” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious dear?”. “Oh yes, quite serious” said the doctor gravely with his best poker face.
And planned to write on pun today.
But I am a day dreamer. I started thinking of being a red queen, living a stable life of my ween.
Not just me, but my friends are dumb too. Let me tell you an instance.
During the day, while watching hairy potter, my friend asked, Coke?. I said, Pepsi. My friend, “Maybe PepsiCo will be our new Okay”. I hit him with my can for the lameness, only to hear, “Thank god, it was a soft drink.”
Coming back, I will get on pun.
I could wordplay on cockatiel, but it would be fowl.
And then I have to complete reading my book. It is a book about puns, and is pun full to put down.
Recently I have been addicted to The Simpsons, maybe it will make me smrt.
And I seem to be improving. A proof, my best puns replied by ridiculous faces, and painful remarks. What else would be a better symptom of my progress?
Pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face.
Poker face
She said, 'I need a strong cool breeze on my face.'
I said, 'I'm sorry but I can't help you. I'm just not a big fan.'
She lives for the applause.
Poke her face.
poke her face
You P-P-P-P-Poke her face.
P-p-p-p-p-poker face
Raw Raw, raw raw raw raw....
Poker Face Pic
You Poker Face.
(This one was told to me by one of my kids at summer camp).
You gotta poke her face. Po-po-po-pokerface.
You pa-pa-pa poker face!
When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, 'Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga.'
a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, 'Lady Gaga is diabetic?'
My reply: 'No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way'
Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa-pa pa-poke her face.
You Poker Face
Poker Face
Poker Face
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You 'Poker Face'
Poker Face Paint
Poke her face
Poker Face Puns List
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